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December 1, 2007

Shangzilla Personals I'm a monster of Reptilian ancestry, in my 300s, ~185m tall and 2350kg, green scaly skin and glowing red eyes. Looking for that special beast for some fun times and maybe more.

It's easy to feel alone in this city, surrounded by millions of humans you can't relate to, wanting to just be yourself, but always feeling the stereotypes that others attach to you. Is there a monster out there who can provide some companionship and a little fun, who can really understand me?

My idea of a perfect first date would start with a walk on both banks of the Huangpu, followed by a climb up the Pearl Tower. Later we'd hit Hongkou for some low-key concrete walkup stomping. I can see us finishing up the night with a snack at the well-populated Xujiahui intersection.

If this sounds good to you, hit me up by telepathy, writing smoke in the sky, or a newsworthy catastrophe. Hope to hear from you soon!