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1. Naked Edison Chen photos unrelated to latest Shangzilla article

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Shangzilla editor Dan Wasburnt's latest article for popular website Shangzilla.com has nothing to do with naked photos of Edison Chen. Washburnt noted however, that the article Net awash with naked pictures of Edison Chen and you was currently topping the most popular articles this month....

by Dan on March 2, 2008

2. Net awash with naked pictures of Edison Chen and you

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Those naked pictures you let Edison Chen take of you with his webcam were released to several web sites Saturday. They include several nude shots, one where you are giving oral pleasure, those ones with the lacy tights, and the one you forgot about where you were wearing a police uniform. As...

by MF on February 17, 2008

3. Shanghai air pollution index raised from "Marlboro Lights" to "Silk Cut"

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The city's environment department announced on Saturday that the air pollution index in the city had reached "Silk Cut" level, higher than the previous "Marlboro Lights". The Bureau of Environment Statistics took the unusual step of measuring air pollution via comparisons to cigarette brands...

by Matt on January 12, 2008

4. God to expand operations in China with virgin birth

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Today the Chinese press released information regarding a possible virgin birth in Hubei Province. While no one has actually sighted the woman she is believed to have been sequestered until the birth can be broadcast live on the various CCTV broadcast stations. This move by God may be the first...

by Ice Tray on October 24, 2007

5. Haibao and Yingying in mascot sex romp

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Beijing Olympic mascot Yingying and Shanghai Expo mascot Haibao are the latest celebrities to be involved in a sex scandal. According to our sources, Yingying has been neglecting her mascot duties with the other four Fuwa in order to get down and dirty with big blue boy Haibao. An ayi at...

by Roberta on March 6, 2008

6. Editor cobbles together another article with gratuitous nudity

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Dan Wasburnt, 108, the playboy owner of popular Shanghai satirical blog Shangzilla awoke on Saturday morning with a terrible hangover after a heavy night at Bar Rouge. After enjoying one too many champagne cocktails, the thought of penning a long, serious article was too much to handle so...

by Dan on November 3, 2007

7. Satirical blog will use any old excuse to put tits on the home page

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Popular satirical blog Shangzilla will use any old excuse to put women's breasts on the home page, according to editor Dan Wasburnt. "Whether it's Hairong Tiantian (海容天天) getting her assets out for some performance art, a body painting festival in Lhasa , or a a sex...

by Shangzilla on September 27, 2007

8. Advertising agency finally finds a use for rejected toothpaste mascot

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Shao Longtu, 102, CEO of the Jiumuchuansheng advertising company, was delighted to finally find a use for some rejected sketches of a mascot for Colgate toothpaste. "We had one of our interns working on the Colgate account", Shao explained, "and he came up with the idea of a big splodge-like...

by Jim on January 11, 2008

9. How did the laowai cross the road? By pulling a Whitey

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Exclusive! American resident Archie Tuype pulled a whitey in Shanghai earlier today. This puts "pulling a whitey" incidents 16% up on last month alone, according to official statistics compiled by the Bureau of Laowai Relations. The incident occurred when Tuype needed to cross the road...

by Kobayashi on October 6, 2007

10. F visas to be replaced by F-U visas

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Businesspeople will no longer be able to apply for multiple-entry F visas, according to announcements from the Bureau of Public Security. Previously F visas entitled the holder to enter China multiple times during 6 months or more. Jiang Yu, a spokeswoman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs...

by David on April 22, 2008