Australian tourist Shane Edgewood, 27, bought all the crap he was offered while walking down premier shopping street Nanjing Dong Lu on Monday.

Edgewood is now the proud owner of some 27 designer bags, 15 Rolex watches (8 of which run clockwise and 7 anti-clockwise) and 2 Ropex watches. He also has sufficient postcards to send to every one of his fellow countrymen, a selection of poorly-executed paintings, a stash of Hungarian art-house DVDs and six potential wives.