Terrifying yet lovable monster Shangzilla today awoke from his slumber, promising brand new blog articles over the coming weeks.

Pudongers and Puxiites alike panicked at the re-appearance of the 200-storey beast marauding through their neighbourhood. “I don't care about satirical blog articles, I just want my car back” said Mr Zhang, whose Toyota Camry was devoured by Shangzilla for a mid-morning snack.

Traffic guard Lao Hu was unpeturbed. "Shangzilla wanted to cross Nanjing Road to eat from his favourite xiaolongbao vendor ... I mean eat his favourite xiaolongbao vendor... but I told him he had to wait for my signal to cross, like all the other pedestrians."

"After first under on, do walking with civility", Hu added.