New delivery company Shanghai Bagel promises to deliver fresh bagels to your home or office, in as little as three years.

Order a chocolate chip bagel now, and you can expect delivery by October 2010.



A spokesbagel commented to Shangzilla: "Shanghai Bagel is committed giving great service while providing fresh bagels and complimentary products. And we deliver within three years, or your money back."

Shangzilla ordered a muffin in 2004. We're still waiting.