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November 4, 2007

British expatriate Henry Levins, 32, returned to his hometown of Colchester, England for a visit last week, delighting friends and relatives with a selection of cheap Chinese souvenirs. "I got this lovely silk scarf", exclaimed Levin's mother Janet; "Henry must have gone to so much trouble!"

The scarf, much like the chopsticks Levin bought for drinking buddy David Hatton, cost just 8 RMB (1 US dollar) at the Yu Garden last Monday. Levins, who earns around 70,000RMB a month at a international bank, haggled the price down from 10RMB after a enthusiastic bargaining session. After gathering all his presents in a ten-minute shopping spree, he set off to catch his flight.

Levins has been conducting a long-distance relationship with girlfriend Amanda Eaton, 28. She was also overwhelmed with her necklace engraved with the Chinese characters for "love". Unfortunately due to a miscommunication, the 8RMB piece is actually engraved with the characters for "sweet and sour pork".

The banker says that his friends loved "all of that Chinese shit".