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October 23, 2007

Popular Danish pastry Michael Learns to Rock failed to rock Shanghai at a sell-out concert at the Qi Zhong Stadium on Friday night.

"Despite ten years of trying, Michael still hasn't learnt to rock." music journalist Ditzy K reported in "Mingzhu Yinyue" magazine. "He struggles to keep up with other groups in basic chord progressions and vocal technique. I would recommend holding him back a year. C minus"

Michael Learns to Rock achieved fame in KTV parlours across Shanghai due to their 2004 ballad "Take Me to Your Tart". Partyworld announced performances of the song were flat over the weekend, especially when sung after drinking whisky and green tea.