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October 7, 2007

Local resident disappointed by Orion Pies

Local resident Ms. Wang expressed disappointment yesterday after the purchase of a box of Orion "Choco Pies":

"According to the commercial, Zhang
Dong-Jian should show up immediately in a pair of tight brown pants and take me for a bicycle ride. I know he's from Korea and everything, but if they couldn't get him even that Jerry guy from F4 would have been okay. But when I bought these, nothing."

She plans to write to the company for an explanation.

Mary-Frances is Shangzilla's pie correspondent

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