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October 21, 2007

Kenneth Greene, 42, a assistant marketing manager for IBM from Wichita, Kansas was mobbed by adoring fans at Pudong International Airport this morning. Greene, who has never been to China before, was visiting Shanghai for a sales conference and was rather perplexed by the welcome.

"Kenny G, Kenny G!" shouted the crowd. One man had brought a large inflatable saxophone, which he waved threateningly in Greene's direction.

The folically challenged Greene, who is no relation to popular jazz saxophonist Kenny G, dealt well with questions about his forthcoming studio album. However some people were left disappointed. "I expected him to have more hair" commented one 23 year old Lili Wang. "Still, at least he spared us by not playing Forever in Love".