Shangzilla's millionaire managing editor Dan Wasburnt is to buy Hainan Island and turn it into a giant golf course, sources close to the Great Man report. Wasburnt has been researching his book "Par for China", a thriller of a book about golf, China, zombies, and much, much more which is available on Amazon.com right now.

The star of Wasburnt's book, Zhou Xunshu has had a mixed season, so Wasburnt decided to take matters into his own hands by buying Hainan Island and turning it into a private training ground for Xunshu. "The story will only be complete when Enlai wins the US Open", commented bushy-haired Wasburnt.

Wasburnt said he was not a really a fan of golf, but his previous book ideas, "Pair for China" (a hands-on study of increasing breast size amongst Chinese women) and "Scar for China" (a study of plastic surgery in Chinese cities) were both rejected by publishers.