February 6, 2008
160 million Shanghai rats celebrated the arrival of the Year of the Human last night, with rats in party hats enjoying the fireworks across the city. Rats celebrated by scurrying around, drinking baijiu and spreading bubonic plague. There was a particularly large concentration of rats in City Diner's kitchen.
Rats born in the Year of the Human are known for their intelligence, imagination, and regular destruction of the natural environment and each other.
For many rats there would be little to celebrate this year though, with the worse weather in a generation freezing sewer systems and preventing rats from visiting their relatives in other provinces.
Rats born in the Year of the Human are known for their intelligence, imagination, and regular destruction of the natural environment and each other.
For many rats there would be little to celebrate this year though, with the worse weather in a generation freezing sewer systems and preventing rats from visiting their relatives in other provinces.
