FeedJuly 14, 2008
Cédric M is far too cool to attend the housewarming party of British expatriate Dave Morgan.
In a statement, Cédric said "Cédric is not going to attend some crappy little party at Apartment 3704, Building 17, Fragrant Garden, Datian Lu near Beijing Lu. Cédric only attends glamorous parties where scantily-clad girls pose in front of sponsors' logos then shake their breasts at the camera."
"The most exciting thing you'll be doing at your party is playing Uno, you big fat loser. Cédric doesn't attend parties where people drink homemade punch. Do you have an acute accent in your name like Cédric? Do you talk abut yourself in the third person? Have you even been to Bar Rouge, you expat wannabee?"
In a statement, Cédric said "Cédric is not going to attend some crappy little party at Apartment 3704, Building 17, Fragrant Garden, Datian Lu near Beijing Lu. Cédric only attends glamorous parties where scantily-clad girls pose in front of sponsors' logos then shake their breasts at the camera."
"The most exciting thing you'll be doing at your party is playing Uno, you big fat loser. Cédric doesn't attend parties where people drink homemade punch. Do you have an acute accent in your name like Cédric? Do you talk abut yourself in the third person? Have you even been to Bar Rouge, you expat wannabee?"